The Queen is Dead.  Republic Now!

On average, 1,679 people die in the UK every day. But this time round, everyone from the British Kebab Awards to The Prodigy made gushing sycophantic statements. Britains idiot prime minister in waiting Liz Truss, called the deceased among the worlds greatest ever leaders.

As Britain was sent into 10 days of enforced commemoration, the madness also spread to Germany Chancellor Olaf Scholz called her a role model and inspiration for millions, while Berlin mayor Franziska Giffey said that the power of her great personality has always fascinated us Berliners. Brandenburger Tor was lit up in the colours of the Union Flag in her honour.

Even John Lydon, who as Johnny Rotten once wrote; God save the queen. She aint no human being. There is no future In Englands dreaming got involved. He posted the following message on social media: Rest in peace Queen Elizabeth II. Send her victorious From all at johnlydon.com.

Extinction Rebellion had been planning a so-called Festival of Resistance in London. They issued a statement, saying Due to todays news about the passing of Queen Elizabeth, the Rebellion Planning team, and other groups involved, have made the difficult decision to postpone the Festival of Resistance this weekend in London until further notice. So, there is no time to waste in resisting climate change unless a privileged old woman dies?

The Trade Union Confederation (TUC) postponed its conference. The post and railunions called off planned strikes, although interestingly, barri....